Funny Wedding Card Messages That Will Actually Make Them Laugh

Funny Wedding Card Messages That Will Actually Make Them Laugh

Not every wedding card needs to make people cry. Sometimes the best card on the mantlepiece is the one that makes the couple properly laugh. A well-placed joke shows you care enough to make the effort, and it stands out among a pile of flowery sentiments.

These messages are designed to be funny without being mean, cheeky without crossing lines, and perfect for anyone who would rather raise a smile than a tear.

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Messages

Congratulations on signing your life away! Don't worry, I hear the first fifty years of marriage are the hardest.
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Well done on finding someone who actually enjoys your weird habits. Have an absolutely cracking wedding day!
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Marriage is basically just a very long sleepover with your best friend, except you have to argue about what to have for tea every single night.
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Thanks for inviting me to eat and drink heavily while you wear expensive clothes. I'm truly honoured!
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Congratulations on successfully passing the relationship probation period! Now the real work begins.
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I was going to get you a practical gift, but figured my dazzling presence on the dancefloor was enough. Cheers to the happy couple!
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Our deepest sympathies to your new spouse. No refunds or returns are accepted at this point!
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May your love story be epic, and may your arguments over how to load the dishwasher be incredibly brief.
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Writing Tips

Know your audience

A joke that lands perfectly with your best mate might fall flat with their grandparents reading the card. Keep it cheeky rather than crude, and you cannot go wrong.

Pair humour with a genuine wish

The best funny cards end with a sincere line. A quick "But seriously, I am so happy for you both" rounds off the joke and makes the whole message feel complete.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is it rude to write a funny wedding card?
Not at all, provided you know the couple would appreciate humour. Most people love a card that makes them laugh. If in doubt, add a warm closing line after the joke to balance it out.
Should I avoid certain topics in a funny wedding card?
Steer clear of jokes about divorce, exes, or anything that could cause genuine awkwardness. The best wedding humour pokes fun at married life in a light-hearted way rather than taking aim at the couple themselves.

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